Thoughts of the Week Page 10
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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Don't worry what people think of you. They seldom do...

--Mike Atkinson

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"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."

--Oscar Ameringer

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"Today is the first day of the rest of your life but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Memories and mistakes should be guideposts, not hitching posts."

--Paul Powers

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"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."

--Paul Brown (Former Head Coach, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengal's)

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"Happiness can't buy money."

--Bob Hope

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"Be more like a child today, for children sing whether they sound good or not." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end."

--Gilda Radner (Gilda Radner died from breast cancer.)

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"Where does the idea come from that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that."

--Catherine Marshall

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"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself." ⁽¹⁾

1. ^{Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]}

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"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught."

--Winston Churchill

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"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."

--Mark Twain (1866)

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"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all." ⁽¹⁾

1. Mikey's Funnies [funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com]

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"I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up, if I'd known that so much of adulthood is ad-libbed." ⁽¹⁾

1. Mikey's Funnies [funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com]

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"If you want to test your memory, try to remember what you were worrying about one year ago today."

--E. Joseph Cossman ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action...as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners."

--Rita Mae Brown

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"A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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Kissing - A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish."

--Mark Twain

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"Vision is not enough; it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs."

--Vaclav Havel

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"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."

--Plato

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"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."

--H. L. Mencken

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"I always make the same resolution and I have never once broken it: Every year I resolve to give something up for Lent and then when Lent comes I give up my New Years resolution."

--Mike Atkinson (Mikey’s Funnies)

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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't."

--Richard Bach

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"None are so empty as those who are full of themselves."

--Andrew Jackson

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Every silver lining has a cloud. ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." ⁽¹⁾

1. The Good, Clean Funnies List [gcfl-info@gcfl.net]

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"Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." ⁽¹⁾

1. Pastor Tim [posts@cybersaltlists.org]

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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

--George Bernard Shaw