SPECIAL DAYS: Second Sunday in Lent
February 24, 2002 - Lesson: Matthew 5.1, 11-12
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Helga and I were in Madison at Westgate Mall.
I was sitting outside of Hancock 's watching a small boy and his mother. He was pointing and saying, "Dah." He could not speak. He did not walk very steady either. He was 14 months old. I was really impressed with the way his mother was conducting the experience. She was letting her son touch things and telling him in simply language what it was that had caught his eye.
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
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An illustration comes from an Ann Landers column "Atheist tired of fending off religious people." Published in the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Feb 22, 2002 (2)
Dear Ann: I am not a religious man. In fact, I consider myself an atheist. I am also very ethical and have high moral standards. I donate to more than a dozen charities. I am kind to animals, children and the environment. I would never raise my hand to my wife or children, and I treat them as the precious people they are. I strive to make the world a better place and understand those different from myself. I am intelligent and kind, and stand up for what I believe. I never impose my beliefs on those around me.
So, why is it that as soon as people find out I don't believe in God, they tell me I am going to hell? One woman said, "You cannot possibly have good morals if you don't believe." This is nonsense. I know plenty of "God-fearing, church-going folk" who have rotten moral standards. They drink, smoke, do drugs, lie, steal and cheat on their spouses.
I am sick and tired of people making moral judgments about me based solely on the fact that I do not believe in religion. While I don't advertise my atheism, I don't wish to deny my ideology, as if it is something to be ashamed of. How can I get these well-meaning but ignorant people off my back?
Unbeliever in Maryland
Ann says: You can't, so stop trying. Deeply religious people feel they must "save" you, and nothing you do will convince them otherwise. You don't need to justify your beliefs to anyone. If an acquaintance says you are going to hell, reply, "Thank you," and walk away.
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A father was trying to explain to his daughter the difference between anger and exasperation.
Going to the phone he dialed a number and said to the man who answered. 'Hello, is Melvin there?"
'There's no one here named Melvin," was the reply, "Why don't you look up numbers before you dial them?"
The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" he asked.
"Now look!" the man yelled. "I just told you there's no Melvin here!" Then he slammed down the receiver.
"You see," the father said, "That was anger. Now I'll show you exasperation."
Again he dialed the same number, and when a voice roared "Hello!" he calmly said, "This is Melvin, Are there any messages for me?"
Sitting in the court room at the time of my divorce and listening to the lies that were being told about me.
In those days there were only a few grounds for divorce.
The only grounds that could be presented were "cruel or inhuman treatment."
Even my spouse's lawyer told me that I was a very good husband.
I had to sit and listen to his presentation because there was no other way my spouse could obtain a divorce.
Remember the old adage:
Sticks and stone can break my bones,
But names can never hurt me!
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William Lyons Phelps, HAPPINESS
"Happiness is equated with physical ease and freedom from care. that basis, the happiest creature would not be a person at all, but a healthy cow.
"The cow is undisturbed by taxes, wars, wayward children, styles in dress, religious disputes. He concludes his essay with these words:
"I have observed many cows, and there is in their beautiful eyes no perplexity; their serene faces betray no apprehension or alarm; they are never even bored. . .Well, since the daily life of an American cow is exactly the existence held up to us as ideal-physical comfort with no pains and no worries, who wouldn't be a cow? Very few human beings would be willing to change into cows, which must mean only one thing. Life with all its sorrows, cares, perplexities, and heart-breaks, is more interesting than bovine placidity, hence more desirable. The more interesting it is, the happier it is. And the happiest person is he who thinks the most interesting thoughts."
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Here is some humor to give you a lift and put a smile on your face
In filling out an application for a factory job, a man puzzled for a long time over this question:
"Person to notify in case of accident."
Finally he wrote, "Anybody in sight."
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Secretary to Psychiatrist: "There's a man in the waiting room who claims that he is invisible."
Psychiatrist: "Tell him that I can't see him now."
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The little boy's maternal grandmother had just arrived for a visit, and said she might stay for a week. "Great," said the little boy, "Then daddy can do his trick."
"What trick is that?" the grandmother asked.
"Well," said the boy, "Daddy said if you were here for a week, he would be climbing the walls, and I've never seen anyone do that."
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Chris: "I understand you have been seeing a psychiatrist. Has it helped you?"
Darrel: "It certainly has. For weeks when the phone rang I was afraid to answer it. Now I go right ahead and answer it whether it rings or not."
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Bernie: "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
Pat: "Have you seen a doctor?'
Bernie: "No, just spots"
CONCLUSION:
1. John Bartlett (1820--1905), Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. 1919, Number 1579, Author, William Shakespeare (1564--1616)
2. ©Star Tribune, Minneapolis-St Paul, MN
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