SPECIAL DAYS: Baptism of Our Lord
January 13, 2002 - LESSON: Matthew 5.1-2, 5
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Todd Fuller's Sitcoms Online describes the program this way:
"Jefferson High School, located in the small Midwestern town of Jefferson City, was the setting for this live situation comedy. The central character was Robinson Peepers, a shy, quiet, slow-moving science teacher whose efforts to do the right thing always seemed to backfire. He was such a nice guy that everyone on the staff tried to mother him and the students all thought he was great, despite being laughable at times. His best friend was history teacher Harvey Weskit, played by Tony Randell, whose brash self-confidence contrasted with Robinson's low-key personality. (1)
MAIN BODY:
Joe Bly from Asheville, North Carolina tells about a friend of his who was in front of him coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. (2)
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
He said, 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!'
My friend said, 'I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.'
The pastor said, 'How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?'
He whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.'
- There may be times when it is necessary to retire.
- This does not describe meekness.
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(Back to sermons Home Page) (Back to Shultz Home Page)There is a Hagar cartoon in which Helga says: Hagar, "How dare you to stay out until the wee hours?!"
A little man with a tall black hat lifts his finger and says, "Define 'wee hours'"
Hagar is thinking, "Good ol' Koyer the lawyer."
The Rev. Dale Cockrum, on the First United Methodist, Olympia, WA, Church home page tells the story of two blind men (3)
Two blind men who had been healed by Jesus, who happened to meet one day, and they were so excited to meet someone else who had been healed.
They talked about the wonder of sight, the color of flowers, the beauty of butterflies, the glory of sunrises, the faces of children and grandchildren.
They talked about the wonder of having seen the face of Jesus.
They were laughing and having a great time together, when one of them said, "And do you remember how Jesus spit on the ground and took that mud, and put it on your eye?"
The other fellow looked kind of stunned, and answered, "Why no, he simply said, 'Receive your sight,' and I could see."
The first fellow said, "Wait a minute - now just wait a minute here. You mean he didn't use any mud?"
"No."
"Well, did he at least have you wash in the pool of Siloam?"
"No - of course not - who ever heard of anything so ridiculous as mud in your eye?!"
"Well," said the first man, "if he didn't put mud in your eyes and have you wash in the pool of Siloam, you are still blind! Blind - do your hear me? Because that's the way Jesus healed me; that's the way he does it!"
Then the second man began to get angry. He shouted, "Mud, mud, mud! Who ever heard of using mud?! That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard! You still have mud in your eyes. You're the one who's still blind!"
They got into a big argument--their relationship was destroyed, and right then and there, they formed the first two denominations: the Mudites and the Antimudites!
Since then, of course, the people have been fighting and splitting over issues not a whole lot more significant than that!
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28"Come to me, all you that are weary and are carrying heavy burdens, and I will give you rest. 29Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me; for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light," (Matthew 11:28-30, NRSVA)
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5Let the same mind be in you that was in Christ Jesus, 6who, though he was in the form of God, did not regard equality with God as something to be exploited, 7but emptied himself, taking the form of a slave, being born in human likeness. And being found in human form, 8he humbled himself and became obedient to the point of death--even death on a cross. (Philippians 2:5-8, NRSVA).
7He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; like a lamb that is led to the slaughter, and like a sheep that before its shearers is silent, so he did not open his mouth, (Isaiah 53:7, NRSVA).
23When he was abused, he did not return abuse; when he suffered, he did not threaten; but he entrusted himself to the one who judges justly. 24He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that, free from sins, we might live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed, (1 Peter 2:23-24, NRSVA).
2For I decided to know nothing among you except Jesus Christ, and him crucified. 1 Corinthians 2:2 (NRSVA)
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9"So I say to you, Ask, and it will be given you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you. Luke 11:9 (NRSVA)
31Instead, strive for his kingdom, and these things will be given to you as well. Luke 12:31 (NRSVA)
11let them turn away from evil and do good; let them seek peace and pursue it. 1 Peter 3:11 (NRSVA)
19Let us then pursue what makes for peace and for mutual upbuilding. Romans 14:19 (NRSVA)
1Pursue love and strive for the spiritual gifts, and especially that you may prophesy. 1 Corinthians 14:1 (NRSVA)
11But as for you, man of God, shun all this; pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:11 (NRSVA)
14Pursue peace with everyone, and the holiness without which no one will see the Lord. Hebrews 12:14 (NRSVA)
CONCLUSION:
1. Copied from http://www.timvp.com/mrpeeper.html, Todd Fuller's Sitcoms Online
2. Loyal Jones and Billy Edd Wheeler, ea., Hometown Humor, USA (Little Rock, Ark.: August House, 1991), 101.
3. Rev. Dale Cockrum, "Why Denominations?" First United Methodist Church home page, Olympia, Wash., September 20, 1996.
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